1967 Ford Mustang

Gateway classic cars of Nashville is pleased to digitally

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up - because Gateway Classic Cars of Nashville is about to introduce you to the car your inner 12-year-old has been begging for your entire adult life:

The 1967 Ford Mustang Fastback GT-500 Tribute.

Warning: may cause sudden increases in confidence, popularity, and general swagger.

First off, it's wearing Acapulco Blue, a color so sharp it looks like it was custom-mixed by a team of retro superheroes. Pair that with a black interior, and you've got a ride that basically wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, and says, "Yeah...I'm THAT car."

Under the hood?

Oh, just a light, casual, totally reasonable FE 428 cubic-inch V8 that turns gasoline into thunder and joy. Connected to a Top loader 4-speed manual, this thing doesn't drive-it launches.

If you've never felt like the main character in an action movie before, this is your moment.

Slide inside and the vinyl interior says, "Welcome aboard, Captain Awesome."

The AM/FM radio stands ready to soundtrack your greatness.

The custom wheels and hubcaps? They're basically the Mustang's version of wearing designer shoes - not necessary, but oh-so-satisfying.

And yes, it has power brakes and seatbelts, because as much as this car wants to live on the edge, it still cares about your well-being. What a sweetheart.

Here's the real deal:

If you're tired of boring cars that nag you about lane assist and remind you to drink water, it's time to upgrade to something with a pulse. Something loud. Something iconic. Something that makes people at stoplights look over and think, "Whoa. That person has their life together."

This 1967 Fastback GT-500 Tribute isn't just a car.

It's a lifestyle upgrade.

A happiness multiplier.

A driveway showstopper.

And it wants to go home with you.